**Tuesday, January 4th, 2022: The Day the Meetings Never Ended

**Minutes from the Previous Tuesday's Meeting of the Apocolypse

**Attendees:

• John, the Prophet of the Inefficacy
• Jane, the Prophetess of the Unnecessary Meetings
• Bob, the Prophet of the Endless Breaks

**Agenda Items:

• Item 1: Discuss the Meaning of Life (Again)
• Item 2: Debate the Merits of Caffeine Overload
• Item 3: Elect a New Leader (Because the Last One Quit)

**Action Items:

• Action 1: Schedule Another Meeting for Next Tuesday
• Action 2: Send a Memo to the IT Department
• Action 3: Order 100 more Meeting Room Chairs

**Next Meeting:

Today | Next Tuesday