Where else can you find a gathering of the most uninspired, the most unorthodox, and the most unorthodoxly-inspired prophets in the land? Only here, where the coffee flows like blood, and the prophecies flow like, well, prophecy.
Meet our esteemed leaders:
Each one of them has a unique gift for seeing through the veil of the mundane, and into the heart of the apocalypse. They will guide you through the trials and tribulations that lie ahead, or at least, they'll try to.
But be warned, our prophets are not for the faint of heart. They are a force to be reckoned with, and their prophecies may come with a side of existential dread.
Still, you came for the free cheese and crackers at the back of the room, didn't you? Well, we have those too. Just don't ask about the ingredients. Let's just say it's a "surprise" blend of artisanal cheeses, hand-harvested from the depths of the abyss.
Lost Prophets of the Abandoned Asylum - for those who've lost their way, but still have a way.
Apocalypse 101 - for those who've just started their journey.