Prophet Balthazar's Annex 9 Weather Forecasts - The Most Accurate Predictions in the Multiverse

Located in a parallel dimension, our team of expert prophet-forecasters have been predicting the weather for centuries. Our methods are unorthodox, our methods are untested, and our results are always 100% correct... until they're not.

Our current forecast for the multiverse is as follows:

Tomorrow: 100% chance of rain, with scattered probabilities of existential dread and spontaneous combustion.

Wednesday: 50% chance of sunshine, 30% chance of catastrophic solar flares, and a 20% chance of our website crashing due to excessive use of the letter "Z" in the URL.

Thursday: 100% chance of certainty, with a side of doubt and a sprinkle of confusion.

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Forecast of Uncertainty 2 - The One That Will Probably Never Happen