Weekly Barnacle Bulletins

About Barnacle McBarnacleface

Barnacle McBarnacleface is the patron saint of procrastination and the patronus of pointless meetings. He is known for his unyielding commitment to the art of unnecessary meetings, and his unwavering dedication to the craft of doing nothing.

His followers, a devoted cult of 12 people, gather biweekly at the old water tower to discuss the intricacies of nothing.