Prophet Xylonius was a visionary leader who foresaw the inevitability of pointless meetings. His prophecies were always correct, but never timely.
He was known for his unflinching commitment to the 10:00 AM Monday morning meeting, which would never start on time.
Prophet Xylonius's followers would often joke that he was "always 15 minutes away" from arriving, a phrase that became a mantra for the faithful.