Annex 6: The Predictors of Pauses in the Middle of the Night

Meet Prophet Zorvath, a visionary of the unremarkable.

His prophecies are not for the faint of heart, nor for those who value sleep.

He predicts:

• That 3 AM will be the new 2 AM.
• The coffee machine will break down at 3:14 PM on Tuesdays.
• That the cat will not be impressed with your attempts to pet it.

Want more of Prophet Zorvath's predictions?

Zorvath's Index of Ominous Futures

Annex 7: The Ominous Pauses in Between the Ominous Futures