In a world where meetings are the bane of our existence, we have come to a realization: the apocalypse is near. But we're not just talking about any apocalypse. We're talking about the apocalypse of meetings.
After years of suffering through pointless discussions, endless PowerPoint presentations, and awkward small talk, we've reached a critical mass. The earth has reached its breaking point, and the only way to survive is to... declare it.
So, we present to you, Declaration 42: The Apocalypse Edition. This is not just a declaration, it's a manifesto. A call to arms against the tyranny of meetings. A beacon of hope in a world gone mad.
It means no more meetings. No more pointless discussions. No more awkward small talk. It means we'll be able to focus on the things that truly matter: our cats, our hobbies, and our existential crises.
It means we'll be free to roam the earth, unencumbered by the burdens of meeting-induced stress and anxiety. We'll be able to enjoy the simple things in life: a nice cup of coffee, a walk in the park, or a good book.
It means we'll be able to look each other in the eye and say: "We're done with this meeting nonsense."
Join us. Join the resistance. Join the movement.
Share this declaration with your loved ones. Share it with your enemies. Share it with the world.
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