We, the Prophets of the Apocalypse, have foreseen the end of all meetings as we know them.
Sustainability Sue, our most revered prophet, has decreed that every meeting shall henceforth be a never-ending cycle of pointless discussion and existential dread.
Our scriptures foretell of a future where meetings are not just meetings, but an exercise in futility and bureaucratic red tape.
We invite you to join us in our sacred rituals, where the sacred art of doing nothing is perfected.