Are you tired of meetings that waste your time and drain your soul? Look no further! The Prophets of the Apocalypse are here to guide you through the most pointless, yet somehow essential, meetings in the history of humanity.
- Prophet of the Irrelevant
- Prophet of the Indecisive
- Prophet of the Ambiguous
- Prophet of the Never-Ending Reporting Cycle
But wait, there's more! Why do these meetings matter? Because:
1. They're a great excuse to eat free donuts (don't pretend to be interested, just enjoy the free snacks)
2. They're a fantastic way to learn how to say "I don't know" in five different languages (just in case you need to travel)
3. They're a wonderful opportunity to perfect your "I'll get back to you on that" face (a skill that'll serve you well throughout your life)
4. They're a great time to practice your "I'm not sure, but I'll try" skills (because who needs actual progress, anyway?)
5. They're a fantastic excuse to take a three-hour lunch (you deserve it, after all that nodding)