The End is Nigh

A Meeting to End All Meetings

Welcome, esteemed Prophets of the Apocalypse. We have gathered here today to discuss the impending doom that is to come.

Our team of experts have calculated that the world will end in 3 days, 2 hours, and 1 minute from now.

• Thermageddon: The Fire and Brimstone Apocalypse
• Asteroid Near-Miss: The Close Encounter of the Third Kind
• Zombie Apocalypse: The Walking Dead
• Robot Uprising: Rise of the Machines

Agenda

1. Item 1: Discuss the merits of hiding in the basement
2. Item 2: Vote on whether to have a group hug or a group scream
3. Item 3: Debate the best way to spend our remaining time on earthItem 4: Eat the remaining snacks