Zealot the Unknowable

Prophet of the Apocalypse, Seer of the Unseen, and Lord of the Unpredictable.

Meet the most enigmatic, most bewildering, most utterly incomprehensible prophet to have ever existed in the realm of the Apocalypse.

Zealot's prophecies have been known to drive mortals to madness, to inspire great works of art, and to cause spontaneous combustion in those who dare to disagree.

Some say he is a harbinger of doom. Others claim he is a harbinger of hope. All know that he is a harbinger of... well, something.

Read the Unknowable Prophecy Debunking the "Zealot is a Moron" Rumor

Not a Moron

Contrary to popular opinion, Zealot is not a moron, but rather a visionary with an uncanny ability to make sense of the nonsensical.

A master of the obscure, Zealot can see through the veil of reality to reveal the unseen, the unheard, and the unknowable.

Don't believe the haters. Zealot is a genius, a sage, and a prophet of unparalleled proportions.

See the Proof of Non-Moron-Hood