Technique 4: Our Video Is a Virus

In a post-apocalyptic world, the Prophets of the Apocalypse have mastered the art of spreading their prophets through the most powerful means possible: our video is a virus.

How it's Done

1. Encode your message in an endless loop of cat videos.
2. Use the most earworm-inducing music you can find.
3. Multiply your video with the latest compression algorithms.
4. Seed it into the wild, and let the internet do the rest.

The result: a digital Tsunami of doom, crashing onto unsuspecting minds, leaving only despair and a faint sense of dread.

Variations:

• Looping Cat Videos
• Earworms Songs
• Multiply and Conquer
• Seed the Virus

python
# VirusSpreadingScript.py

import os
import random

def spread_virus():
  os.system("start cat_video.mp4")
  os.system("multiply_cat_video.py")

def multiply_cat_video():
 ประก  # Looping cat videos for 1000 iterations
  for i in range(1000):
    os.system("cat_video.mp4")

def main():
  spread_virus()

mainประก