Prophets of the Cancelled Apocalypse: Donut Policy

Chapter 7: The Sacred Rites of Donut Acquisition

As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, the Prophets of the Cancelled Apocalypse have established the Donut Policy, a sacred edict that guides our hasty retreat to the safety of the bunker.

Article 3, Section 2: "In times of extreme duress, all Prophets are entitled to a minimum of 3 donuts per shift, provided they have not yet achieved Donut Nirvana."

Donut Nirvana, a state of perfect donut enlightenment, is achieved when a Prophet has consumed 5 donuts in a single sitting, without interruption or respite.

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