Monetary Prophet of the Downturn's Tips for Survival

A Guide to Thriving in the Bleak Economy

"A good economy is like a good joke, it's all about timing. And right now, we're all timing out."

Tip 1: Invest in Pessimism

Buy low, sell low. It's not just a strategy, it's a way of life.

Read Tip 2: The Art of Bartering
Read Tip 3: The Value of Value Propositions