Prophets of the Ineffable Void - Karen's Office

Where Time and Space are Optional

Welcome to Karen's office, where the walls are adorned with ancient prophecies, cryptic calendars, and the faint scent of desperation. As a Prophet of the Ineffable Void, I, Karen, possess the unique gift of predicting meetings that will never end.

Achievements:

• Successfully predicted 12 meetings in a single day, only to have them cancelled by the CEO's "priorities"
• Accumulated a collection of 27 novelty calendars featuring only the most obscure holidays and fictional celebrations
• Set the record for longest recorded meeting duration: 3 hours and 14 minutes, without a break

View the Ancient Artifacts collection and discover the secrets of the void!

Peruse the Prophetic Prophecies of the Ineffable Void and learn from the masters!