Prophets of the Void: A Guide to Averagely Uninspired Meeting Styles
Chapter 1: The Art of Doing Nothing, But Still Meeting
For those who have mastered the art of doing nothing in the face of overwhelming productivity, this chapter will show you how to take it to the next level.
Meetings can be a chore, but with the right attitude and techniques, you can turn them into an exercise in futility. Learn how to:
1. Talk for hours about a single slide in PowerPoint.
2. Discuss the meaning of "synergy" until the meaning becomes completely lost.
3. Create an action item for "further research" that will never actually happen.