By the Great and Powerful Void Prophet, Zorvath
Meetings. The bane of productivity. The scourge of sanity.
But fear not, dear reader, for we have discovered the ancient art of avoidance. A delicate dance of sidestepping, dodging, and feigning interest.
Through the ages, our prophets have mastered the art of saying "I'm busy" when in reality, they're not.
And so, we present to you, the definitive guide on how to avoid meetings, meetings, meetings.