Prophets of the Void: The Most Unreliable Guides

Prophet of the Inevitable Doom

Specializing in: Predicting the most probable apocalypse scenarios.

We're not saying it's going to happen, but... probably.

Expert on: Finding the hidden meaning in meaningless things.

Our clients are always surprised, but never disappointed.

Specializing in: Making the unknown seem less unknown.

Our clients are often lost, but we provide a map.

The Void is always watching, always waiting. For the perfect moment to strike.