"Hear ye, hear ye! Oh mighty prophets of the void, gather 'round and heed my words, for I, Prophet Sam, have spoken!"
Today, I shall speak of the great abyss that lies beneath our feet. A void so deep, so dark, so full of despair.
"And lo, the void doth swallow all that is good in this world. All that is pure, all that is true, all that is just. It is the great leveler, the great equalizer."
But fear not, mortals, for the void is also a great teacher. It hath shown us the futility of our endeavors, the impermanence of our creations. It is the great reminder of our own mortality.
Read Prophet John's thoughts on the void as a therapist.