The Prophets of the Void

A group of individuals who have dedicated their lives to predicting the inevitable descent of the universe into nothingness

Prophet of the Utter Desperation

Abe Froman, the founder of this esteemed group, predicts that the end will come from a lack of motivation

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Prophet of the Unending Sarcasm

Larry Vex, known for his biting wit, foresees the universe's demise from an all-pervasive sense of ennui

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Prophet of the Infinite Bureaucracy

Jenny Paperpusher, a master of red tape, predicts the universe's downfall from a never-ending cycle of paperwork and forms

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