Prophets of the Void's Guide to Ultimate Procrastination

In the vast expanse of the Void, we find the true meaning of life. Or do we? Our Prophets of the Void have spent eons studying the ancient arts of time management... er, mismanagement. Come for the wisdom, stay for the existential dread.

Prophets-in-Residence

Don't forget to bring your favorite snack, or three, for our all-day meeting on the importance of doing nothing.

Join the Void Prophet Training Program and become a master of the art of doing nothing, or, at the very least, a master of the art of pretending to do something while secretly doing nothing. Prophet Zara's Favorite Snack: A bag of stale crackers.