| Meeting 1: The Unending Slog |
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| Where the minutes tick by like hours. A never-ending sea of PowerPoint slides and PowerPoint slides. |
| Proceed to Section 2 |
| Prophetical Notes |
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| • Always arrive early to meetings. Even if you're not needed. Especially if you're not needed. |
| • Never, ever, ever use Comic Sans in your presentations. |
| • The only way to truly understand the meeting is to read the minutes. |
Meetings so long, they're like islands. A place where the lost souls of the company come to wander.
Join us next time for Section 2!