Section 3: The Prophets of the Void
Meet the Prophets, a council of experts in doing the bare minimum. They have spent eons studying the art of doing nothing, and their findings are as follows:
- Prophet 1: "The Void has no bounds, just like our attention spans."
- Prophet 2: "We are the masters of the void, the keepers of the blank stare."
- Prophet 3: "Our meetings are the void, and the void is us."