Here lies the void, a great abyss of nothingness. But fear not, for the Prophets of the Void have seen the light at the end of the tunnel.
A select few, we have gazed into the abyss and emerged unscathed, or at least with our sanity intact. Our words are the words of the gods, or at least of slightly above-average mortals.
Our prophecies are not for the faint of heart. We foretell the end of the world, not just the end of the line at the grocery store. But do not worry, for we also foretell the coming of new trends, and the return of the fanny pack.
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