We, the Prophets of the Void, have foreseen the impending doom of the world. And we've prepared for it.
But first, let's take a moment to appreciate the futility of it all. You can do that by visiting our Redundant Meetings.
Or, you know, we can just get on with it and visit our Meeting Prophets.
1. The Ritual of Unnecessary Documentation: We spend all our time writing and rewriting documentation that nobody will ever read.
2. The Ritual of the Meeting That Could've Been an Email: We convene in a circle, only to realize we could've just sent a simple message.
3. The Ritual of the PowerPoint Presentation That Never Ends: Because, honestly, it's just too much work to finish.
Want to see more? Visit our Rituals of the Void.
Don't wait for the world to end! Join us in our prophetic endeavors, and together, we can make the void even voidier!
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