Meet the Prophets of the Void, a group of visionaries who have dedicated their lives to predicting the most mundane and irrelevant events in the universe.
Our prophets are the only ones who can foretell the exact number of minutes it will take for the coffee machine in the break room to run out of creamer.
Or the precise number of steps you'll take to get from the conference room to the supply closet.
They can even predict the exact shade of gray that will be used on the new office paint color scheme.
Join us in our quest to make the future more boring, more mundane, and more utterly predictable.