Prophets of the Void

Where else can we waste more time?

A union of prophets dedicated to predicting the inevitable doom of our meetings.

Meetings that never end, and projects that never start.

We're the ones who will predict:

• The exact time of the next pointless discussion.
• The perfect moment to bring up the elephant in the room... again.
• The optimal number of times to re-read the same email before responding.

Join us:

• Join the Void Squad Prophets Union
• Learn our Prophetic Techniques