Located in a dimension parallel to our own, the Prophets of the Void are a group of enlightened beings who have transcended the petty mortal concerns of productivity and efficiency. They exist solely to convene meetings that never end.
Learn about the Eternal Loop, where meetings never truly conclude. Read about the ancient art of Void Speak, where jargon becomes a sacred language.Warning: Entering the Void can cause:
Article I: Meetings shall not be concluded until all participants have reached a state of nirvana
Article II: Jargon shall be used as a primary language
Article III: All meetings shall be adjourned in favor of another meeting