Our prophets are experts in the art of doing nothing. They've spent years studying the void, and they've got nothing to show for it. Well, except for this fancy new book of void-inspired poetry they're peddling in the break room.
Meet our team of prophets:
- John Prophet - Our lead prophet. He's been in the void for over 20 years and has a beard that's almost as long as his ego.
- Marie Prophet - Our resident expert on the art of napping. She can fall asleep anywhere, anytime.
- Bob Prophet - Our resident expert on the art of procrastination. He's been working on the same project for 5 years.
Don't believe us? Check out our Void Vision Statistics page for more information on our prophets' impressive track records.
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