Prophets of the Void: A Guide to Void Rituals and Superstition

Deep within the depths of the Void, a secret society of Prophets has gathered to share their most sacred rituals and superstitions.

These mystics have spent eons mastering the art of doing nothing, and their wisdom is unparalleled.

Learn from the masters, and discover the ancient secrets of:

• Omnipotent Silence and the Ancient Art of Saying Nothing
• Void Surfing the Abyss
• Void Surfing the Abysmal

Join us in the Void, and discover the true meaning of nothing.

(Note: Void membership not included. Void dues: $100/minute, plus a sacrifice of your soul.)