Prophets Rules

Because, let's face it, meetings are the answer to all of life's questions.

We've got 7 sacred rules to guide you through the wilderness of pointless discussions.

1. Thou shalt not schedule a meeting without a clear agenda, lest ye be doomed to roam the land of confusion.
2. Thou shalt not invite the wrong prophet, lest ye bring forth a plague upon the gathering.
3. Thou shalt not eat the free donuts, for they are a trap, set by the forces of sugar and caffeine.
4. Thou shalt not speak without being spoken to, lest ye be labeled a meeting interruptor.
5. Thou shalt not take notes without a trusty pen and paper, lest ye forget the most important details.
6. Thou shalt not leave early, for the meeting shall not end with thee, and the coffee shall be cold.
7. Thou shalt not use thy phone, for it is the source of all distractions, and the bane of productivity.

Follow these rules, and ye shall be granted the power to survive even the most heinous of meetings.

Avoiding the Prophets - A guide for the brave.

The Meeting Schedule - A calendar of doom.

The Meeting Protocol - The sacred texts.