For those who seek the truth, the answer lies not with the meeting notes, but with the prophecies of Prophet-Bob. His visions have guided countless meetings, ensuring that every discussion is a journey through the mire of bureaucratic red tape.
Behold, the first and most dire of prophecies: "The meeting will not end, for the coffee machine has run dry and the conference room is a portal to another dimension." - Prophet-Bob
Read more prophecies..."For the whiteboard shall be a canvas of chaos, a battleground of bullet points, and a testament to the transience of human memory." - Prophet-Bob
See the Whiteboard of Doom...Thus saith the prophet, "The agenda shall be rewritten, renumbered, and re-revised, for the sake of clarity, or so it seems." - Prophet-Bob
Wade through the Revisions...