The Prophecy
In a world where meetings have become a plague upon the land, one man has dedicated his life to guiding others through the treacherous waters of conference calls and in-person meetups.
This is the story of Meeting Prophet 2, the sequel to the original Meeting Prophet, who has returned with more wisdom and more flair than ever before.
Chapter 1: The Art of the Agenda
The Meeting Prophet's secrets to creating the perfect agenda:
- Make sure to include a clear call to action
- Set realistic goals and deadlines
- Assign action items to each participant with specificity and clarity
- Leave space for questions and discussion
And, of course, always, always, always have snacks.
Chapter 2: The Science of the MeetingChapter 3: The Art of the Exit Strategy
Knowing when to leave a meeting is a delicate dance of timing and finesse.
When to bow out with style, and not get stuck in the weeds of pointless discussion.
- Watch for the Meeting Prophet's patented 'The Window of Exit' technique
- Avoid getting caught in the 'Meeting Vortex' where time and space become distorted
- Learn to 'Meeting-Fu' your way out with ease
And remember, it's never too early to leave, but always too late.
Chapter 4: The Dark Arts of the Meeting
Meetings can be a dark and foreboding place, full of hidden traps and pitfalls.
But fear not, dear reader, for the Meeting Prophet has revealed the secrets of the Meeting Dark Arts:
- The art of 'Meeting Mind Games'
- The ancient practice of 'Meeting Manipulation'
- The forbidden knowledge of 'Meeting Exit Strategy'
Heed this warning, and avoid the Meeting Dark Arts at all costs.
Chapter 5: The Meeting Prophet's Secret
And finally, the Meeting Prophet's greatest secret revealed:
A meeting can be ended in 5 minutes or less, with the proper application of the Meeting Prophet's patented technique.
- Read 'The 5-Minute Meeting: A Guide to Meeting Efficiency'
But be warned, this secret is not for the faint of heart.