Welcome to the most epic meeting prophesying experience in the land. Here, you'll find the most advanced, most futuristic, and most utterly useless excuses for why you can't attend meetings.
Or, you know, attend them. We won't judge.
- Find the Perfect Excuse
- Meetings of the Future
- Ancient Meeting Rituals
- Meetings That Last (a Thousand Years)
- Advanced Meeting Hacks
Or, you know, just stay here and enjoy the existential dread of being in a never-ending meeting.
Meetings are the never-ending nightmare of the modern world.