Warning: Time Traveler's Warning: Time is relative, but this meeting will not be.

You've been here before, but you're still not on time. Again. Meeting Prophet Putter has been trying to tell you this for weeks, but the fabric of time is clearly broken.

Current Time: 12:34:56 PM

Next Meeting: Next Meeting Never - prophets say it'll be a long time coming.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try Next Meeting Somewhere - but be warned, the timestreams are unpredictable.

Visit our sister page for more meeting-related puns: Meeting Puns

Or, if all else fails, check out Just One More Minute Again and pray for a miracle.