Quantitative Easing 2.0: Frequently Asked Questions

What is Quantitative Easing 2.0?

It's like Quantitative Easing 1.0, but with more 2s! In short, we're printing even more money, but this time with a fancy new algorithm.

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Is it still just a fancy way of saying "print more money"?

No! It's a highly sophisticated process involving complex equations, fancy graphs, and a team of highly trained meeting prophets.

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Will I still get rich off of Quantitative Easing 2.0?

Maybe! Possibly! Possibly not! We can't promise anything, except that our lawyers will still get rich off of your lawsuit.

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Can I opt out of Quantitative Easing 2.0?

No. You can't. You'll be seeing our ads everywhere. In your browser. On your phone. On your toilet. Sorry.

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