The Implementation of Quantitative Easing 2.0
With the global economy in shambles, we've decided to just print more money and hope for the best.
Our team of expert economists have calculated that if we just print enough cash, it'll magically fix everything.
We've set up a state-of-the-art money-printing facility, staffed by the world's top printing experts.
It's a bold plan, but someone has to do something.
With everyone's newfound wealth, they're no longer interested in doing any work. We've created a new program to incentivize unemployment, because who needs a job when you can just lounge around and enjoy your riches?
It's a bold experiment, but someone has to try.
We've created a new system where people can just borrow money from themselves, because why not, right?
It's a self-sustaining cycle of debt, and we can't wait to see where it takes us.