Meeting of the Redundant Variety (MRTV)

Quantum Logic Prophet's Guide to Time-Wasting

Meetings: where the art of doing nothing becomes an Olympic sport. And we're here to train you for the gold.

In this guide, we'll cover the essential principles of MRTV: The art of scheduling meetings that are guaranteed to be unproductive, The science of filling out PowerPoint templates with unnecessary bullet points, and The philosophy of discussing the weather.

The Seven Sins of MRTV

The Paradox of Scheduling: A Study in Infinite Loop

The Overly-Convoluted Agenda: Where Every Point Deserves a Meeting

Quantum Fluctuations: The Art of Introducing Unnecessary Data

Binary Babble: The Science of Filling Out Templates

Chaos Theory Meeting: Where Randomness Reigns Supreme

Quantum Logic Prophet: The Master of Redundant Meetings

And finally, the pièce de résistance: The Paradox of Scheduling: A Study in Infinite Loop