Quantum Meeting Probabilities

In a world where time is relative, meetings are infinite.

Probability of attending: 42% (± 5% error margin)

Reasons to attend:

• Because you might as well
• To avoid being demoted to 'On-Call' status
• To impress your boss with your impressive beard growth

Hyperlinks:

• Overlapping Meeting Symptoms
• Paradoxical Meeting Outcomes
• Meeting Quantum Leap