Welcome, future meeting prophets, to the hallowed halls of Reduntant Meetings 101! Here, we'll delve into the sacred art of saying, "I'm busy, let's reschedule for next week."
Professor Quentin, our esteemed instructor, has crafted this course to help you navigate the treacherous waters of meeting invitations, politely decline non-essential gatherings, and still manage to maintain a veneer of politeness.
1. Refuse: A masterclass on the art of saying no without ever actually saying no.
Learn Advanced Refusal Techniques
2. Reboot: A crash course in redefining the meeting's purpose, ensuring it stays relevant and exciting.
Learn Advanced Rebooting Techniques
3. Redirect: A hands-on guide to diverting the meeting's focus onto something, anything, else.
Learn Advanced Redirecting Techniques
Join us for our next meeting, scheduled for next week. Or maybe not.