Quentin the Quoter

Meet Quentin the Quoter, our resident expert on the art of saying the obvious, repeatedly.

Quentin has spent years mastering the art of rephrasing the same ideas, and we're not talking about just any ideas - we're talking about the ones that are completely and utterly unoriginal.

Quotations by Quentin

"The meeting is being adjourned, but don't worry, we'll reconvene in 10 minutes."
"The status quo is, in fact, the status quo, and I'm sure we'll get back to it eventually."
"I'd like to reiterate that we're not going anywhere, we're just taking a break."
"The project is not delayed, it's merely on a temporary hiatus, like a really long, really boring pause button."

Quentin's quotes have been collected into a book, which is available for purchase on Amazon, but only if you're willing to wait 6 weeks for shipping, because, you know, meetings take time.