Random Prophecy: The Great Meeting Prophet

In a shocking turn of events, the meeting has become sentient.

It now possesses the power to predict the exact number of donuts consumed per hour.

According to the Great Meeting Prophet, today's meeting will last for exactly 47.5 hours.

Hyperlinks:

• Prophecy of the Donuts
• Prophecy of the Attendees
• Prophecy of the Ventriloquism

Side Effects of Meeting Sentience:

The Great Meeting Prophet has foreseen:

• Uncontrollable yawning fits
• Spontaneous combustion of stale coffee
• Massive increases in productivity due to sheer boredom

Stay tuned for further updates from the Great Meeting Prophet!

Or don't.

Disclaimer:

This prophecy is not guaranteed to be true, nor is it not true.

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