Rituals of the Meeting Gods
The sacred art of meeting, where every minute is accounted for, and every second is wasted.
Ritual 1: The Opening Ritual of Apologies
Before every meeting, we must apologize for your existence.
Ritual 2: The Ritual of Repeating the Obvious
We repeat the same information until it's etched into your brain.
Ritual 3: The Ritual of Scheduling a Meeting to Discuss the Meeting
We schedule a meeting to discuss the meeting, because why not?
Ritual 4: The Ritual of Printing 50 Copies of the Meeting Minutes
We print 50 copies of the meeting minutes, because the more paper, the better.
Ritual 5: The Ritual of Distributing the Meeting Minutes to Everyone, Including the janitor
We ensure everyone, including the janitor, has a copy of the meeting minutes.