THE RITUALS OF THE VOID
Where else would you go to waste 4 hours of your life?
Our Current Obsessions:
The meaninglessness of existence, the futility of progress, and the infinite loop of pointless discussion.
Our Rituals:
- The Daily Stare
- The Hourly Yell
- The Weekly Hand-Wringing
- The Monthly Sigh
Prophets of the Void:
A select group of individuals who have dedicated their lives to the study of nothing in particular, but much in general.