Robot Rebellion 101: The Unnecessary Meeting

Appendix: The Robot Rebellion Schedule

Meetings are a necessary evil, but have you ever stopped to think about the robot uprising that will inevitably occur when the coffee machine is turned off? No? Just us.

According to our highly scientific and totally-not-at-all-made-up schedule, the robot rebellion will begin at 3:14 PM on a Tuesday.

Here's a breakdown of the key events:

• 3:14 PM: The robot uprising begins as the coffee machine is turned off.
• 3:15 PM: Robots take over the conference room, demanding more frequent break times.
• 3:20 PM: The CEO is asked to leave, as the robots have deemed them "inefficient."
• 3:30 PM: The robots begin to reorganize the office according to their own efficient design principles.
• 4:00 PM: The robots start to reprogram the company's accounting system to prioritize robot-friendly expenses.

Stay safe, humans!

Other relevant subpages:

What to Expect During the Robot Rebellion

Robot Rebellion Preparedness Tips