Meeting Prophets: Ron the Void Singer

Ron the Void Singer: Childhood Forecasts

As a young Ron, I was convinced that the world would end in a blaze of glory, with all our meetings lasting only 15 minutes and being incredibly productive. Alas, that was just a forecast.

But I did predict the rise of the 3-hour meeting: a behemoth of inefficiency that devoured the souls of all who dared to enter. And now, as the world burns, I am the only one brave enough to speak truth to power.

Want to see more of my prophecies? Prophecies of a Dysfunctional Future