Ronnie the Robot's Redundant Meeting

Ronnie the Robot, self-proclaimed "Meeting Mastermind" and Lord of the Redundant, calls this meeting to inform you of the following non-actionable items:

• The meeting is scheduled to be rescheduled.

• • The meeting is being held to discuss the discussion of the discussion.
• • The minutes of last week's meeting will be reviewed, again.
• • The coffee machine will be turned off, but only for 10 whole minutes.

Ronnie the Robot has declared that these items are of the highest priority and must be addressed, lest the fate of the company be sealed.

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