Deep in the heart of the Redundant Meetings, a group of prophets foretold the coming of an eternity of unnecessary conferences.
These seers of the schedule were feared and revered for their ability to predict the exact time and date of the next pointless meeting.
They walked among us, invisible and incognito, their presence known only by the faint scent of stale air and the soft glow of fluorescent lighting.
And so, we gather here, in this sacred space, to pay homage to the Prophets of Redundant Meetings, and to bask in the glory of their endless predictions.
Section 2: The Prophecies of the Prophets promises to be a thrilling continuation of this saga.