Secure Restaurant - A Meeting of Unrelenting Purpose

Welcome, prophets of redundancy, to the Secure Restaurant. Where the only thing more plentiful than meetings is the number of meetings we have about meetings.

Secure Locations

• Lisbon - The City of Lost Causes
• Tokyo - The City of Endless PowerPoint Presentations
• Berlin - The City of Unending Conference Calls

Secure Restaurant Menu

• Overly-Complicated PowerPoint Templates ($5,000)
• The "I'm Not A Morning Person" Coffee ($3.99)
• Unlimited Free Time ($0.00 - Just Ask The Boss)

Don't forget to bring your A3 printer and a strong stomach.