Sister Ambiguity Certification: Redundant Meetings 2023

Apply now for the esteemed Sister Ambiguity Certification, a prestigious award given by Meeting Prophets Inc. for attending meetings that could've been emails.

Requirements:

• Attend at least 5 meetings a day for 3 days straight without asking what the meeting is about.
• Convince 2 people that your meeting invite is not spam.
• Achieve a 90% chance of forgetting what the meeting was about within 2 hours of its conclusion.

Benefits:

• Exclusive access to the Meeting Prophets' secret recipe for the world's most boring PowerPoint presentation.
• A 50% discount on all future meeting rooms rented from Meeting Prophets Inc.
• A free "I'd rather be at a meeting" t-shirt.

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Apply now for your Sister Ambiguity Certification.